The President and Prevaricator-in-Chief was unable to speak after taking his medicine. America's Rx? A brand new bar of "light-skinned" Ivory® soap...or a hot mayonnaise sandwich served in a dirty asstray of KOOL butts.
This is how I keep from publicly singing,"Mammie - how I love ya!, how I love ya! My Sweet ole', Mammie! Harry Reid says,"he's even better then Al Jolson, somehow?
This Skoal dip feels good in my cheek.
ReplyDelete"Oh my God! What do I do with this acid reflux!"
ReplyDelete"watch me make a fart with my mouth."
ReplyDeleteIf I hold my breath long enough it will all go away...
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmm! It's all the fault of the Bush Administration.
ReplyDeletelet me be clear... this is gonna be one big bubble!!!
ReplyDeleteThe President and Prevaricator-in-Chief was unable to speak after taking his medicine.
ReplyDeleteAmerica's Rx?
A brand new bar of "light-skinned" Ivory® soap...or a hot mayonnaise sandwich served in a dirty asstray of KOOL butts.
You just wait till we get home...!
ReplyDeleteP-p-promise? Obama provides proof that it takes more facial muscles to lie than to tell the truth.
ReplyDeleteOh Lord, constipated again.
ReplyDeleteThis is how I keep from publicly singing,"Mammie - how I love ya!, how I love ya! My Sweet ole', Mammie! Harry Reid says,"he's even better then Al Jolson, somehow?
ReplyDelete"Go,directly to jail". "Do not pass, Go". "Do not, Collect Two-trillion dollars".
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