Who is up for Obama fried chicken?

You will have to go to China to get it.

(Daily Mail) — Is Obama abandoning his bid for a second term in the White House and is giving Colonel Sanders a run for his money by opening a chain of fried chicken joints?

Now that’s change you can’t really believe in.

But in Beijing, China, a restaurant is actually calling itself OFC with a logo that looks alarmingly like the President dressed in the colonel’s clothes.

The catchphrase underneath, apparently says ‘We’re so cool, aren’t we?’

This story makes we wonder, "Which came first? The chicken or the Socialist?"

A modified version of the "Two Cows" joke:

SOCIALISM: You have two chickens. State takes one and gives it to someone else.


COMMUNISM: You have two chickens. State takes both of them and gives you eggs.


FASCISM: You have two chickens. State takes both of them and sells you eggs.


NAZISM: You have two chickens. State takes both of them and shoots you.


BUREAUCRACY: You have two chickens. State takes both of them, kills one and drops all the eggs.


CAPITALISM: You have two chickens. You sell one and buy a rooster.