Showing posts with label chicken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chicken. Show all posts

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Man cited by police for having illegal chickens promises to eat them this weekend...

Fried or baked?

Via The Morning Call:
Armstrong Millien has three pet chickens that Bethlehem police say are "prohibited fowl."
No problem, Millien told police. He plans to eat the chickens this weekend.

Millien, 43, lives in the 1900 block of Renwick Street. He was cited Thursday by police for violating the city ban on prohibited fowl.
Millien told police they soon won't hear a peep from the flock because "he intends to eat his three pet chickens this weekend," according to the police news release.


Sunday, October 2, 2011

Who is up for Obama fried chicken?


You will have to go to China to get it.
(Daily Mail) — Is Obama abandoning his bid for a second term in the White House and is giving Colonel Sanders a run for his money by opening a chain of fried chicken joints?

Now that’s change you can’t really believe in.

But in Beijing, China, a restaurant is actually calling itself OFC with a logo that looks alarmingly like the President dressed in the colonel’s clothes.

The catchphrase underneath, apparently says ‘We’re so cool, aren’t we?’
This story makes we wonder, "Which came first? The chicken or the Socialist?"

A modified version of the "Two Cows" joke:
SOCIALISM: You have two chickens. State takes one and gives it to someone else.


COMMUNISM: You have two chickens. State takes both of them and gives you eggs.


FASCISM: You have two chickens. State takes both of them and sells you eggs.


NAZISM: You have two chickens. State takes both of them and shoots you.


BUREAUCRACY: You have two chickens. State takes both of them, kills one and drops all the eggs.


CAPITALISM: You have two chickens. You sell one and buy a rooster.

Monday, January 31, 2011