Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Strange: Sen. Patrick Leahy concedes assault weapons may be needed by public in case of zombie apocalypse...

(Warner Brothers Pictures: Sen. Leahy’s cameo in the Dark Knight)

I can think of a few more cases where an assault weapon would come in handy...

Via NPR:
Two more gun control bills are heading to the Senate floor after narrowly winning approval from the Senate Judiciary Committee this week. The legislation requiring background checks for nearly all gun sales will likely face stiff opposition in its current version, but it's the second proposal, banning assault weapons, that may get particularly heated push back from lawmakers.

Maybe if zombies attacked, you might need a semiautomatic assault weapon for self-defense. That was one concession Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vt., was willing to make this week when the Senate Judiciary Committee was debating the assault weapons ban. But short of an entire zombie takeover, Leahy says, he's always been perfectly satisfied with his .45-caliber at home.

"Even when we had people escaping from prison announcing they were going to kill me, I felt pretty comfortable with that," he said.

Of course, what's a legislative debate without a few extreme examples? Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, joined in when he said that taking assault weapons away from law-abiding citizens would leave them outgunned by criminals.
Liberals are really out of touch with reality... 

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Zombie Voters Reported in South Carolina


Zombie Voters pics on Sodahead


Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi seen nodding in approval.
(WTOC) — Already, there has been some question into folks who cast their ballots on Saturday.
South Carolina’s Attorney General, Alan Wilson has notified the U.S. Justice Department of potential voter fraud.
Wilson says an analysis found 953 ballots cast by voters were people who are listed as dead.
He has asked the State Law Enforcement Division to investigate.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Left-Wing Zombies Protest Republican Congressman Daniel Webster (video)

You just can't make stuff like this up.



I guess they are going to Republican's offices because they couldn't find any brains to eat on the left of the aisle.