Fidel Castro's Corpse is Still Animated or Something

After failing to be seen in public for four years, Fidel Castro was photographed Saturday. He is either still living or his corpse has been animated by some evil Santeria ritual. Members of the Congressional Black Caucus must be ecstatic.

The NY Daily News reported:

He's alive!

Fidel Castro, who hasn't been photographed in public...

Castro, 83, has not been spotted out and about since falling seriously ill in 2006....

"He is thin but he looks good, and according to our director, he is very good mentally," the worker wrote in a comment accompanying the photos.

Lockerbie bomber alive and living in the lap of luxury

We were told the Lockerbie bomber, Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed al-Megrahi, had less than three months to live. Six months later, he seems to be well and living in the lap of luxury. His elderly father is even talking about the possibility his son will beat prostrate cancer.

Freed from his life sentence, the Lockerbie bomber was sent home by the Scots on compassionate grounds because he had 'just three months' to live.

But six months later, Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed al-Megrahi is still living - and doing it in the lap of luxury.

Yesterday, his elderly father even held out the prospect of him beating the prostate cancer that doctors said would kill him by last Christmas.

So, why is this monster really free? The answer may be money.

Earlier this month it emerged that Libya was on the brink of agreeing £5billion in investment in Britain.

Critics believe Downing Street colluded with the Scots to pave the way by having Megrahi freed.

The news of Megrahi's survival has provoked consternation among those relatives of victims of the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 who suspect he was never as sick as he claimed to be.