A Turkish, Muslim televangelist has told his followers that masturbation will lead to a pregnant hand in the afterlife.
“Turkish preacher Mücahid Cihad Han told viewers that masturbation was forbidden in Islam.”
“One hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their
hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining
against them to God over its rights,” he said during his program on
private television station 2000 TV, according to The Hurriyet Daily
News.
“If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?” Keep on reading…
Ignorant hillbillies in fly-over land should go to the polls next Tuesday and wrestle this country back from horse's butts like Maher and his liberal Democratic buddies.
“I mean, that’s so disappointing,” Maher said. “You know – that’s the problem with this country. They say that there’s not enough bipartisanship. There’s too much. If there’s two parties and they’re both against weed, what do we have? I mean what’s the point of having Democrats? We have Democrats for one reason – to drag the ignorant hillbilly-half of this country into the next century, which in their case is the 19th.”
Apparently, they didn't get past elementary school history. They heaped ridicule on Sarah Palin for telling supporters, "Don't party like it's 1773 yet." Even Daily Kos head loon Markos got in on the supposed fun. The Boston Tea Party occurred in 1773 and that was clearly what Palin was referencing.
There is more liberal idiocy posted at Perfunction.
In response to a geothermal energy question by Conan O’Brien, Al Gore claimed the temperature of the Earth's core is millions of degrees. The actual temperature of the Earth's core is at most around 9,000° Fahrenheit. On the other hand, the temperature of the Sun's interior is 27,000,000° Fahrenheit. The Goracle is only off by a few million degrees unless he believes we live on the Sun. This is what happens when you pretend to be a scientific expert after making a "C" and a "D" in your only two college semesters of natural science.
There is only one goddess Gaia and Al Gore is her prophet
Conan: Now, what about … you talk in the book about geothermal energy …
Al: Yeah, yeah.
Conan: and that is, as I understand it, using the heat that’s generated from the core of the earth …
Al: Yeah.
Conan: … to create energy, and it sounds to me like an evil plan by Lex Luthor to defeat Superman. Can you, can you tell me, is this a viable solution, geothermal energy?
Al: It definitely is, and it’s a relatively new one. People think about geothermal energy — when they think about it at all — in terms of the hot water bubbling up in some places, but two kilometers or so down in most places there are these incredibly hot rocks, ’cause the interior of the earth is extremely hot, several million degrees, and the crust of the earth is hot …
