Stupid: Demo...err...dumbo... Ed Markey on deficit: “It’s Not Math, It’s Arithmetic”…

What a goober...

State Department spokeswoman: I’m generally dumber than most of the rest of the government,”

Mission accomplished...

Via Beltway Confidential:

State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland ended a series of questions about the terrorist attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, and the ensuing Obama Administration claims that it was caused by an anti-Islam film, by saying that she’s paid to be “dumber” than other government officials.

“Look, I’m generally dumber than most of the rest of the government,” Nuland told reporters yesterday. “I mean, that’s what I’m paid to be.”

The comment drew a laugh, but Nuland was serious about not taking any more questions on the topic. “We’re not going to parse this any further,” she said sternly. “We’re just not.” (You can watch video of Nuland’s briefing above.

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Priceless: Chicago Felon Tries To Rob Ultimate Fighting Expert. Get's Beat Down. (With mugshot goodness)

 Convicted felon Anthony Miranda decided to rob a driver in a car near Midway International Airport. He picked the wrong victim. Miranda ended up getting shot in the ankle with his own gun and, from the looks of the mugshot, getting a major butt whooping.

CHICAGO (CBS) — Robbing a man who turned out to be an ultimate fighter proved to be a bad decision for a convicted felon, who is now in bad shape as he is held on bond....

During the fight, Miranda accidentally discharged his own gun, shooting himself in the ankle, police said.

The victim — who told police he is a martial arts expert and ultimate fighter — was able to pin Miranda down until police arrived.

Police arrived to find Miranda with a face full of lacerations and two black eyes. He was taken to Holy Cross Hospital for treatment, police said.

 Undoubtedly, Anthony Miranda will soon be made famous on an episode of America's Dumbest Criminals.

Dumbest Statement Ever? Joy Behar: We Should Offer al-Qaeda Terrorists a “Book Deal” Instead of Waterboarding Them to Get Information.

A book deal? Yeah, that should work.

 Fox Nation reported:

“The View” ladies discussed the effectiveness of coercive interrogation today and Joy Behar claimed, “there are other ways of getting information out of people . . . pay them off!” Ms. Behar said offering a terrorist a “$6 million book deal” may work just as well as waterboarding them. Sherri Shepherd interrupted and passionately defended CIA agents who do what’s necessary to protect average citizens . . . which actually ignited a hearty ovation from left-leaning “View” crowd.

Dumb Democrat Feinstien Claims KSM Trial Won't Be A Show Trial

Actually, Sen. Feinstien isn't that dumb. She knows the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and other four terrorists is nothing but a show trial. She is being disingenuous. People might ask, "What is trying to be 'shown' in this 'show trial?'" AG Eric Holder is trying to make a point that there is no war on terror, 9-11 had nothing to do with Islam and these are just errant individuals who should be treated as common criminals.

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