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Friday Fun Video: Flying Jihadis in Syria...

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Via LiveLeak:

Terrorist Commanders were gathered in a meeting when the Syrian Arab Air Force decided to stop by, and yes those are terrorists bodies in the air!

Video: Jihadi Work Accident

Enjoy!



It looks like the moron stomps on it with his foot.

Feel Good Story: Jihadi Workplace Accident in Yemen

Two suspected al Qaeda suicide bombers prematurely explode in Yemen.

(Al Jazeera) — Two suspected suicide bombers have died in an explosion outside an intelligence building in the southern Yemeni city of Aden, according to the country’s defence ministry.

The men killed in Friday’s blast in the al-Mansoura district were suspected of having links to al Qaeda, the defence ministry said on its website.

“Two suicide bombers belonging to the Al-Qaeda terrorist network were killed when their motorbike exploded… early on Friday in al-Mansoura,” it said, adding that the intended target of the attack was a branch of the political security services.

“The bomb-laden motorbike exploded with the two suicide bombers whose bodies were left in pieces before they managed to carry out their suicide attack that targetted a branch of the political security services in Mansura,” the website quoted a security official as saying.

Flying Jihadi Syndrome

Just watch!

Apache Sends Insurgent Flying 

This video isn't new, but it is new to me.

Spokane Jihadi Wannabe Almost Blew Himself Up

Too bad he didn't succeed in martyring himself by accident. Fortunately, nobody else was hurt.

Federal prosecutors in Spokane are looking into charging an Asotin County man, who was critically injured in a bomb accident last year, with attempting to aid Islamic terrorists.

Joseph Jeffrey Brice, 21, is accused of creating a jihadi website and using it to post bomb-making tips and videos, according to federal sources and documents filed in U.S. District Court in Spokane.

Members of the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force executed several search warrants last week on homes and cars owned or associated with Brice, of Clarkston, who earlier this week was indicted by a Spokane grand jury for manufacturing a powerful improvised explosive device (IED) whose premature detonation nearly killed him in April 2010.

I really liked this part.

The blast blew his pants and shoes off, broke one of his legs and peppered him with shrapnel, according to the warrant.

Do Not Shoot at US Forces From Inside a Minaret

This doesn't work out for the Jihadis.

Jihadi Testifies He Left Al Qaeda Because They Did Not Have 'Osamacare'

Confessed Al Qaeda plotter L'Houssaine Kherchtou sobbed during testimony in NYC after being asked about all the people Al Queda murdered his wife's lack of money to pay for her pregnancy in Sudan. Kherchtou claims he left Al Qaeda because they refused to pay his wife's health care expenses. Jihadis living in America won't have that issue now that we have 'Obamacare.'

Mail Online reported:

A former member of Al Qaeda has claimed that he left the terror group after they failed to pay for his pregnant wife's medical bills.

L'Houssaine Kherchtou testified at a terrorism trial in New York on Wednesday that he was disgruntled at the lack of health care and later began helping a U.S. investigation into two embassy bombings in Africa.

Chernoff asked him, 'Did your wife need treatment for her pregnancy and Al Qaeda refused to pay the bill?'

Kherchtou whispered, 'Yes' and began sobbing, blowing his nose and dabbing his face with a tissue.

Today's Feel Good Story: Terrorists Blow Themselves Up!

Eight Jihadis die when their IED goes off prematurely.

KURRAM: Fourteen militants were killed on Saturday, as security forces carried out operations in Kurram Agency.

A vehicle carrying eight militants was destroyed as an improvised explosive device went off in the central Kurram area, according to sources.

Surprise! The NYC Attempted Bomber is a Naturalized Citizen From Pakistan!

If these Jihadis keep trying to kill us, progressives heads are liable to explode. They were hoping the NYC bomber was a member of the Tea Party deranged about Obamacare or something. Instead, his name is Faisal Shahzad. He is a naturalized citizen of Pakistani origin and was caught trying to flee back to Pakistan.

The New York Times reported:

The man, Faisal Shahzad, was believed to have recently bought the 1993 Nissan Pathfinder that was found loaded with gasoline, propane, fireworks and fertilizer in the heart of Times Square, one of the people briefed on the development said.

Mr. Shahzad was taken into custody at Kennedy Airport, apparently trying to flee, one of the people said. Charges against Mr. Shahzad, who had returned recently from a trip to Pakistan, were not announced.

It's official. The U.S. is no longer engaged in a "war on terror."

Obama's top Homeland Security and Counterterrorism official, John Brennan, give a speech today. He declared the United States is not engaged in a "War on Terror." Also, he said he does not believe we are in a "global war," nor are we fighting "jihadists."

JOHN BRENNAN SAYS OBAMA DOES NOT BELIEVE U.S. ENGAGED IN "GLOBAL WAR" ON "TERRORISM" AGAINST "JIHADISTS" (Brief Clip of Speech)


Here is what Usama Bin Ladin said prior to 9/11.

FBIS Translated Text] Shergarh—The holy warrior of Saudi origin, Usama Bin Ladin; has declared that a holy war against the United States is the duty of every Muslim and that there will be a holy war against the United States in the United States. He said he was a holy warrior not a terrorist. He said all Jews including Clinton was their [holy warriors] enemy. He said it was God's order to continue holy war against the Jews. He urged the holy warriors to unite as the destination was near. He said Islam would spread everywhere in the 21st century. He said he would continue cooperation with the holy warriors all over the world as much as possible. He said he would certainly make all the eminent Jewish people including Clinton to stand trial in a court.

From a November 9th, 2001 videotape found by US forces on December 9, 2001 in Jalalabad, Osama bin Laden admits 9/11 responsibility.

"we calculated in advance the number of casualties from the enemy, who would be killed based on the position of the tower. We calculated that the floors that would be hit would be three or four floors. I was the most optimistic of them all...We had notification since the previous Thursday that the event would take place that day. We had finished our work that day and had the radio on...Muhammad (Atta) from the Egyptian family (meaning the Al Qaida Egyptian group), was in charge of the group...The brothers, who conducted the operation, all they knew was that they have a martyrdom operation and we asked each of them to go to America but they didn't know anything about the operation, not even one letter. But they were trained and we did not reveal the operation to them until they are there and just before they boarded the planes."

President Obama needs to remove his head from his butt and understand that there is Jihad, holy war, against us even if he doesn't want to call it by that name. Americans are in grave danger until this happens.

Homegrown Terror

Seven North Carolina Men have been charged with planning an "overseas jihad." Authorities are seeking an eighth man who may be in Pakistan.

From ABC News:

Seven North Carolina men have been charged with plotting to wage "violent jihad" by "murdering, kidnapping or maiming persons" overseas. According to a federal indictment unsealed today, the alleged ringleader, Daniel Patrick Boyd, and six co-defendants were accused of conspiring to provide financial and material assistance to terrorists abroad. The indictment does not allege the men planned to attack targets within the U.S.

7 North Carolina Men Changed With Plotting "Violent Jihad"

American Jihadi is making slick hip hop recruitment videos

American Jihadi is making slick hip hop recruitment videos in Somalia. If you like rap and want to explode, this recruitment video is for you.

The latest video from Somalia's al Qaeda-backed Al-Shabaab wing is as slickly produced as a reality TV show but with a startling message -- complete with a hip-hop jihad vibe.

"Mortar by mortar, shell by shell, only going to stop when I send them to hell," the unidentified voice raps on the video, which runs at least 18 minutes.

The video also shows a man reported to be Abu Mansoor al-Amriki, dubbed "The American" by al Qaeda. He apparently is now in Somalia training and counseling Somalis from North America and Europe. He speaks in American English.

Video via CNN