Showing posts with label monkey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monkey. Show all posts

Friday, September 12, 2014

Tax dollars at work: $3.2 million to get monkeys to drink alcohol excessively

Plenty of humans would have volunteered for this study for the free booze. 

Via Washington Times:
There’s a whole lot of drinking going on in the name of government science, and some watchdogs think it’s the American taxpayer who is getting hammered.
Right now the National Institutes of Health is spending $3.2 million to get monkeys to drink alcohol excessively to determine what effect it has long term on their body tissue.
NIH also has handed out $69,459 to the University of Missouri to study whether text messaging college students before they attend pre-football game tailgates will encourage them to drink less and “reduce harmful effects related to alcohol consumption.”
And the government’s premier research arm has doled out money in recent years for research on binge-drinking mice, inebriated gamblers and pilots seeking the sensation of flying drunk — on a simulator of course.
NIH defends such expenditures on the grounds that these research projects help those they fund improve their “potential to develop into a productive, independent research scientist.”
Keep on reading…

Monday, February 4, 2013

Amusing: Sen. McCain calls Ahmadinejad a monkey...


Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Iran is graduating from launching monkey dolls into space to launching actual monkeys

Curious George Classic 21" Plush Doll

Don't they know monkeys are infidels? The should launch Ahmadinejad instead.
MOSCOW, April 20 (RIA Novosti) — Iran plans to launch a monkey into space in mid-September, the ISNA news agency said on Wednesday, citing Iranian Space Agency head Hamid Fazeli.

The monkey will be sent into orbit in a capsule carried by the Kavoshgar-4 (or Explorer-4), rocket, which was test-launched with a monkey doll on board in mid-March.

Iran announced an ambitious space program in the mid-2000s. The country launched the Kavoshgar 1 rocket into space in February 2008.
The Kavoshgar 2 rocket, carrying a space lab and a restoration system, was launched in November 2008.
In February 2010, the Kavoshgar 3 rocket reportedly carried a test capsule with a rat, a turtle and worms into space.