Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Hugo Chavez: Capitalism May Have Arrived and Ended Life On Mars


Hugo Chavez has gone completely off his meds.
CARACAS (Reuters) - Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.

"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.
Stay tuned. Tomorrow, President Obama is expected to declare life on Mars was destroyed by anthropogenic climate change.

3 comments:

United Citizens Council said...

Shiela Jackson-Lee wants to fund a research grant, now!

Bluegrass Pundit said...

United Citizens Council said...

"Shiela Jackson-Lee wants to fund a research grant, now!"

LOL

Shena said...

Chavez probably also blames capitalism for the mess on Venus and Jupiter too.