These are excerpts from Obama reading for the audio version of his book Dreams From My Father.
Via The Boston Phoenix:
"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you."
"You ain't my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!"
"This shit's getting way too complicated for me."
"You know that guy ain't shit. Sorry-ass motherfucker got nothing on me."
"Sure you can have my number, baby!"
Obama doesn't struggle with the ghetto gutter language, but that doesn't mean he ever talked like this.