Friday, August 17, 2012

In the Mail: Man receives tax return for 2011 back from the IRS

Via my email inbox:

I just received back my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. 

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. 

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate." 

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHOM DID I MISS?

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