Obama seeks new Democratic voters; tells NASA, "If in fact you do make contact with Martians, please tell me know right away."

First Obama will offer the Martians free entitlement programs, funded by NASA cuts. Then, he will follow that up with special rights to marry humans and legalized immigration status. That Obama certainly has unearthly cunning.

Via Gizmodo:

Today at 8am Pacific President Obama called the Mars Curiosity Rover team to congratulate them on the amazing feat that they accomplished on August 5. After commending their hard work and genius as a symbol of America's space prowess and innovation, he finished his call with this:

If in fact you do make contact with Martians, please tell me know right away.