Sunday, April 18, 2010

Rash of Earthquakes Explained: Caused by Extramarital Sex

Well, that is the claim of nutty senior Iranian Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi. I guess this trumps the lefts theory earthquakes are caused by global warming.
A SENIOR Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported today.

"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at overnight prayers in Tehran.


Larry said...

It's them HoochieMamas...

Teresa said...

This scenario has me LMAO!

Is God revolting against those, as Larry called them, HoochieMamas and causing calamities?

Are the HoochieMamas making the earth move with their erotic behavior?