You just can't make this stuff up.
THE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earth's first contact for any aliens that may come visiting.
Mazlan Othman, the head of the UN's little-known Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), is to describe her potential new role next week at a scientific conference at the Royal Society’s Kavli conference centre in Buckinghamshire.
I wonder if Bill Clinton wasn't considered because the UN isn't ready to endorse human-alien sex yet? Hmm...If sex is with an alien, is it really sex?