Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Obama Diverts Intelligence Assets to Spy on Polar Bears


The White House has restarted a program to use intelligence assets to monitor global warming. Now, we can all rest easier while the CIA monitors frolicking polar bears and melting ice. This must give Al Qaeda a chuckle.

As terrorists continue to infiltrate America, the Obama Administration is tasking some of our nation's most elite intelligence-gathering agencies to divert their resources to environmental scientists researching global warming.

Experts with The National Center for Public Policy Research are decrying this practice as a distraction from important counterterrorism duties. They further question if it a possible avenue to renew climate change subterfuge already plaguing some of these scientists.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

... You know, the polar bears could start infiltrating from the north...

10ksnooker said...

The polar 'brown' bears don't need no spying.

It's the CIA's fault the dots weren't connected, not the golfing president who takes no responsibility for nothing. Just like your two year old kid, it's always someone elses's fault. Come to think of it, this is exactly what Hugo Chavez does.

Timeshare Jake said...

The night manager at McDonald's has more sense than Obama.