Sunday, June 28, 2009

Kerry corrects his Palin joke and accuses Republicans of having no sense of humor


John Kerry just doesn't know when to shut up. After joking, "Too bad, if a governor had to go missing, it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin," he has changed it to wishing Dick Cheney would go missing.

From The Washington Post:
Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) would like to amend that little joke he made earlier this week about Sarah Palin when he said he wished it had been the Alaska governor who had gone missing instead of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford.

"Too bad, if a governor had to go missing, it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin," Kerry told a group of civic and business leaders on Tuesday, according to the Boston Herald. That, of course, was before he and the rest of us learned Sanford had lost himself in Argentina with his secret mistress.

"We stand corrected, the truth is every Democrat hopes Governor Palin is in the public eye for a long, long time, especially on the 2012 presidential ballot," Kerry spokeswoman Jodi Seth says. "Lately it's been Vice President Cheney that everyone hopes would lose the cameras and go for a long leisurely hike on the Appalachian Trail. And good grief, if anyone thinks John Kerry is afraid of strong, smart women, they sure haven't met his brilliant wife and two independent daughters. It sounds like getting crushed these last two election cycles cost some of these Republicans their sense of humor."

5 comments:

Edward said...

Suppose that the Democrats retain their 'sense of humor'. What they lack though, is a sense of decency.

Dr. Dave said...

Oh...we've a sense of humor, John, you horse-faced ass. Trouble is, you're about as funny as the sole of my shoe.

Greg said...

I think we are going to see a lot of fireworks over the coming months, as Palin smells blood after handing Letterman and Kerry their heads. She is the huntress you know. She is going to set her sights on all those who try to capitalize on her name. She's essentially performing a mine clearing operation, and forcing her enemies to keep their heads down before she launches a full scale campaign in 2012.

Bluegrass Pundit said...

Greg said...

"I think we are going to see a lot of fireworks over the coming months, as Palin smells blood after handing Letterman and Kerry their heads. She is the huntress you know."

Go Sarah. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Herman Munster needs to get lost in one of his wife's many mansions.