Sunday, July 11, 2010

Fidel Castro's Corpse is Still Animated or Something

After failing to be seen in public for four years, Fidel Castro was photographed Saturday. He is either still living or his corpse has been animated by some evil Santeria ritual. Members of the Congressional Black Caucus must be ecstatic.

The NY Daily News reported:
He's alive!

Fidel Castro, who hasn't been photographed in public...

Castro, 83, has not been spotted out and about since falling seriously ill in 2006....

"He is thin but he looks good, and according to our director, he is very good mentally," the worker wrote in a comment accompanying the photos.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Cheer up. He won't last much longer. Unfortunately, the succession plan doesn't replace him with anyone better.